Worst. Cologne. Ever.

OK, guys, listen up. Here's how not to impress the ladies (plus a bonus tip: digging the hole you're in faster and deeper). Veronica Corningstone: "My God, what is that smell?" Brian Fantana: "That's the smell of desire my lady." Corningstone: "God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food." Fantana: "You know, desire smells like that to some people." (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)