Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Libyan jobless rate soars (by one)

Name: Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi. Age: 69. Occupation: Despot (unemployed). Resume: 42 years dictator experience. Will work for food, a harem, 50 goats, and a presidential palace, preferably in Zimbabwe. Salary requirements: Negotiable, but need hard currency (U.S. dollars) or gold bullion. References: Sorry, I eliminated all of them.


(Photo credit: Flickr user Joe Marinaro)

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