If You're Explaining, You're Losing

Mitt, dude, you're making this way too easy. Mitt Romney has fairly or unfairly come under fire for flexing his millions to upgrade his palatial beach home in San Diego ― in the middle of a presidential campaign. For reasons known only to him, the former Massachusetts governor now says he's only doubling, not quadrupling, size of his $12 million dollar Xanadu. Glad you cleared that up, sir. That might even knock a million or three off your bill. Now would be a good time for Mr. Romney to heed British Labour politician Denis Healey's First Law on Holes: When you're in one, stop digging! Man, what a blockhead.