Speaking of cargo pilots ...

Since he hit the campaign trail, Rick Perry has been busy boasting about his past service as a C-130 cargo pilot. Just keep this joke in mind: Three C-130 Hercules pilots are walking through the forest when they come upon a set of tracks. The first pilot says, "Those are deer tracks." The second pilot says, "No, those are elk tracks." The third pilot says, "You're both wrong! Those are moose tracks." The Herc pilots were still arguing when the train hit them. Heh.