Thursday, June 16, 2011

T-Paw: Bigger, Badder & Uncut

Uh-Oh. T-Paw is mad. And he's back, baby. On the Sunday talk shows, Tim Pawlenty talked trash about the can of whupass he was about to open up on rival Mitt Romney. Come debate time, he was gonna "bring it." Except he didn't. The press eviscerated him for not going all "Obamneycare" on Mitt as he promised he would during Monday's GOP debate. He came off as a fumbling wimp (though he managed not to pee on the stage). But T-Paw fired back at his detractors today. It's mean. It's ugly. It's Minnesota Republican. So parents, cover the eyes of your children. At 3 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, he let loose on Twitter like an avenging horseman of the apocalypse and Mephistopheles combined:
"On seizing debate opportunity re: healthcare: Me 0, Mitt 1. On doing healthcare reform the right way as governor: Me 1, Mitt 0"
Take that, Mitt! Take that, lamestream media! Wow. I'm scared. Hold me, mommy.

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