Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right

Peggy Noonan: "The GOP debate in New Hampshire was a big success in two ways. First, there was no obvious candidate from Crazytown ..." Wait, stop right there. I could have sworn that "Crazytown, USA" appeared on the respective, long-form birth certificates of Rick Santorum ("The American Left hates Christendom"), Michele Bachmann ("I'd consult my commanders-in-chief"), New Gingrich ("But my $500k Tiffanys bill is paid"), Ron Paul ("The only good government is no government") and Herman Cain ("Obama doesn't mention God enough"). But maybe I'm wrong. In any event, the Steve Miller Band's "Stuck In The Middle With You" still applies.