Quit? Oh no I di'int!

Sarah Palin re-emerged from her Alaskan rabbit hole (dammit) to say she didn't quit the One Nation bus tour. Posting on Facebook under the clichéd appellation, "*Sigh* Reports of Tour Demise Are Greatly Exaggerated," she wrote: "Why didn't anyone tell me? Oh, wait, that's because it hasn't been cancelled ... (Good ol' media... you never cease to amaze!)" Poor Palin, victimized by the mean lamestream again. Such a tragedy, that. The half-term governor says she will tour again "when the time comes." Oh goody. The lefty press/websphere is doing its symbiotic part (moi included, sadly) by hyping this non-story, thereby giving Palin the attention she neurotically graves. The circle of lunacy continues. Will we ever let it end? (Bonus lament: For demagogues like Palin, Facebook really has become the last refuge of the cowardly, hasn't it?)