Charles Darwin has it backwards, ya'll

In a potent public demonstration of "Devolution" -- the theory proposed by Charles Darwin's evil twin brother, Edwin "Big Bubba" Dawrin -- Miss Georgia (a Miss USA contestant) awed the audience with this priceless gem: “I think evolution should be taught but I also think that maybe the biblical stuff should be taught as well, you know. I think kids need to make their own decisions. We’re smarter than ever these days, so, I mean why not teach everything and let people make their own decisions.” Because, you know, scientific facts are just like those diamond necklaces on display at Tiffany's. Just pick the prettiest one. Check, please.