What a three-ring circus looks like

ORLANDO, Fla. — Come One, Come All to the Greatest Show on Earth! The amazing, stupendous, jury-defying, Casey Anthony is to be freed next Wednesday! The Washington Post: "While cleared of charges of killing and abusing her daughter Caylee, Anthony was convicted of lying to investigators and sentenced Thursday to four years. But she was given credit for the time she has already served and her good behavior." But wait, folks, there's more! "Amid increased police presence, a throng of protesters gathered near the courthouse, holding signs that said 'Arrest the Jury!!' and 'Jurors 1-12 Guilty of Murder.' Nearby, a handful of supporters also turned out, including a man who held a sign asking Casey Anthony to marry him." Wow. Pass the popcorn.