Just thought I'd share a note I e-mailed to a friend: "Glad to hear we're gonna have a NFL season after all. Of course, getting to the games could be dicey. After the just-can't-say-yes Republicans drive the country off an economic cliff, our post-debtpocalyptic landscape will be littered with roving "Mad Max" tribes vying for food, water, gas, and football tickets. Worsening matters, there will probably be cannibalistic zombies (mutant Tea Party spawn) to contend with, too. Moreover, with the dollar's extinction, I wonder how many sea shells a Cardinals game will set us back? And we're 6 hours away from the closest Pacific shoreline. Folks in what's left of flyover country could be screwed. But hey, why sweat the small stuff, right? Pro football is on, baby! Cheers."
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