Saturday, July 16, 2011

Your Saturday Zen

Who cares about "Carmageddon?" Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are ... are ... getting a divorce! OMG! Can U believe it, girlfriend?! I mean, like, whoa, who coulda predicted it? After all, this was only Hollywood marriage Numba Two for Marc (age 42) and only Hook-up Numba Three for J.Lo (age 41). Marc dumped former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres for J.Lo who had dumped Sean "P. Diddy" Combs for Ben Affleck ("Bennifer") whom she ultimately dumped for Marc. Got that? Now, God help us, they're both on the prowl again. No Hollywood party or charity event will be safe until they very publicly consummate Hook-ups Numba Three and Four, respectively. After all, both celebs are devotees of Napoleon Bonaparte who said, "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." And they're having none of that.

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