Your junk ain't hot

Memo to male politicians with Twitter accounts and would-be Brett Favres: Most womenfolk don't think photos of your junk is sexy, let alone arousing. One six-year study says there are 237 reasons why woman have sex. Among them: "Duty sex. Revenge sex. Pity sex. Bored sex, engaged in because women simply had nothing better to do. ... [but] not one was looking at a man’s genitals.” Got that, fellas? Per the Washington Post, research increasingly shows that women are nuanced creatures "whose arousal depends on context, mood and a whole bunch of things they aren’t even aware of." In other words, women are complicated (though that's not exactly breaking news). The only surprising fact is why it takes most men so long to figure that out.