Step right up, folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up. My friends, consider yourself honored to be present at the creation of a new cliché: "Carnival barker." President Obama used the noun phrase today to refer to folks (read: Donald Trump) currently spreading lies about his birth certificate. By the time I finish typing this, the phrase will have morphed into a cliché and traveled deeply into the land of trite. But in this case, that's okay. For now we have a title prefix befitting to Trump. Henceforth, The Portal will identify The Donald as Carnival Barker Donald Trump. It sings, doesn't it?