Greene Like Me

Raise the name Alvin Greene and all you'll get from me in return is a blank stare, just like the one Mr. Greene is infamous for. Like the meta-physics of String Theory, Greene is a phenomenon I simply cannot explain. (And it would probably take meta-physics to decipher Greene.) But, as a parting aside to his lament of Facebook and what it has wrought, New York Times columnist Frank Rich puts forth an interesting political take on the dude:

Sometimes I wonder if the most “real” candidate this year is the one most derided by Democrats, Republicans, the news media and late-night comics alike: Alvin Greene, a 33-year-old previously unknown military veteran who won the Democratic senatorial primary in South Carolina with 59 percent of the vote over a Charleston city councilman. Greene achieved his victory without giving any speeches, raising any money or stating any positions. As soon as he won, even South Carolina Democrats said his candidacy was a Republican prank. The most incriminating piece of evidence was the fact that he doesn’t own a computer.

As it turned out, Greene’s résumé actually is more authentic than those of O’Donnell, Blumenthal, Quayle and Kirk. He really is who he said he is — a genuine nobody with no apparent political views. That he drew 100,000 votes — more than three times O’Donnell’s tally in her Delaware victory — leaves you wondering if he’d have a shot at the presidency had he only been on Facebook.

Now there is food for thought.