Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Splicing contradictory DNA

QUESTION: What do you get when you cross a "very conservative, uptight [newspaper] covering the very powerful, very conservative and straitlaced people the paper so desperately works to keep happy and unruffled" with a journalist-employee of said paper who also works as a stripper at night to earn extra cash? ANSWER: You get one Sarah Tressler. Kinda like splicing contradictory DNA strands. Only in America. (POSTSCRIPT: It took about a week after the story broke, but Ms. Tressler was fired by the Houston Chronicle, her former employer. Surprise! By the way, she isn't that hot. But sexy is in the eye of the beholder, mostly.)

Gratuitous Tressler glamour shot, Maxim-style:
 

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