The Outer Limits

According to the Star Tribune, Congresswoman and certified whack-job Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) is seriously weighing a 2012 presidential bid. Yes, really. “Aides say she has made no decision. But nothing is off the table,” the Trib reports. Imagine, if you will, a nightmare scenario where we had only two choices for president: Bachmann and Sarah Palin. Whom would you pick? For me, the decision is easy: Seppuku.