Kiss your ass goodbye?

Though I shouldn't be, I am amazed at the sheer volume of coverage the press is giving to "The Rapture" which, according to Christian radio nutcase personality Harold Camping (who has belonged to no identifiable church since 1988), is supposed to occur tomorrow. At precisely 6 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. (Have you planned your Last Supper yet?) Google alone has over 5,000 articles referencing Judgment Day 2011. By the way, Camping predicted the End Times once before in 1994. But he's absolutely, positively sure this time. Right. It's always best to counter nonsense with nonsense. Therefore, I give you screaming, neck-vein-bulging, Marine Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket: "If God would have wanted you up there he would have MIRACLED YOUR ASS up there by now, wouldn't he?" Amen, Gunny.