Doctuh, may I have some wawtuh?

THAT'S how people “tawk” in Lauren LoGiudice’s neighborhood in Queens. “I grew up with people who could be the cast of ‘Jersey Shore,’ ” Miss LoGiudice, 27, told the New York Times in entertaining piece about New Yorkers struggling to overcome their native accents. Later, at Wesleyan University, she became aware she sounded like a member of the Sopranos. “If I had looked like Meadow Soprano,” Miss LoGiudice said, “I wouldn’t have had to worry about my accent.” Um, no, Lauren, you still would. Good luck with the whole de-Snooki-ing thing.