Blimey, it's 'Morgan in America'

"If you’re going to go in, go in big. Mount your ego on monster-truck tires and plow ahead. This is how Piers Morgan, answering destiny’s Tarzan call, geared himself up for the mission of filling the creaking throne of CNN’s prime-time institution Larry King," writes Vanity Fair's James Wolcott in his scathing review of Morgan's debut. Wolcott just has two questions: "Where did Piers Morgan come from? And is there any way to send him back?" Heh.