Friday, September 7, 2012

Do you feel lucky, Mitt?

Republicans ought to tell Dirty Harry to, well, shut the fuck up. Unlike his pick for president, Clint Eastwood is catnip to reporters. That means Mitt Romney gets shoved aside whenever "Detective Callahan" speaks. Eastwood, famous for his man-of-few-words persona, has suddenly gone all chatterbox about his now infamous conservation with an empty chair. "I had three points I wanted to make,” Eastwood told the Carmel Pine Cone. “That not everybody in Hollywood is on the left, that Obama has broken a lot of the promises he made when he took office, and that the people should feel free to get rid of any politician who’s not doing a good job." Glad you cleared that up for the historical footnote you won't be in, Clint. But do keep talking cuz you make way better copy than what's his name. And Mitt, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky letting Eastwood talk? Well, do ya, punk? As the sweating bank robber said in the movie, "I gots to know." Heh.

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