Curious but not surprising

Yesterday, CNN outed the Secret Service agent who sparked the Colombian hooker scandal when he didn't pay up. I won't pile on by naming him here. What's important is his profile. Besides being a) stingy, b) devoid of good judgment, and c) a loose-cannon, our hero is 41 years old, married (though he may not be for long), and the father of two. Per NYMag, his wife runs a neighborhood Bible study and their two kids are home-schooled. From there, it's easy to fill in the blanks. Funny how these archetypal personalities -- conservative, moralistic, paranoid -- are always the first to get caught with their pants down.