Real Americans don't eat Islamic turkeys

Conservative whackjob Pamela Geller, an unrelenting aspirant for The Real Housewives of the GOP), today wrote this gem: "Did you know that the turkey you're going to enjoy on Thanksgiving Day this Thursday is probably halal (i.e., food deemed as permissible according to Islam's Sharia law)? If it's a Butterball turkey, then it certainly is -- whether you like it or not." Then, sailing over the top like a jumping shark, Geller dispensed her advice to all right-thinking patriots: "Non-Muslims in America and Europe don't deserve to have halal turkey forced upon them in this way, without their knowledge or consent. So this Thanksgiving, fight for your freedom. Find a non-halal, non-Butterball turkey to celebrate Thanksgiving this Thursday." I'll just let Geller words stand without comment as my mind reels.