Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Please love me do

You know your presidential candidate is in big trouble when the nominating convention is wholly purposed for proving that said candidate is, well, human.

Last night, Rick Santorum tried, Chris Christie tried, and candidate wife Ann Romney tried (really, really hard) -- but all to no avail.

So here's an idea: Instead of windy speeches in lock-step service of Project Humanize Mitt, how about ripping off and then riffing off the old Beatles' standard, "Love Me Do." All together now:
Love, love Mitt do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
So please love Mitt do
Wo ho love Mitt do
Yeah love Mitt do
Wo ho love Mitt do
What, still not working? Damn. The trouble, of course, is that the Republicans would need the actual Fab Four to pull it off. Unfortunately for them, Lennon and Harrison are dead. And Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney are in the tank for Obama. Plus, they'd sue the GOP blind for any unauthorized use of their music. Can't catch a break, eh Mitt?


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